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Write 100 things about yourself:
1. I have time.
2. I grew up at 11.
3. I bumped into a pole white talking on the phone while I was driving Christine's car, then I picked up the phone again.
4. My first kiss was a by a stranger, shocked me so much, my friends wouldn't stop laughing.
5. I like to wake up early in the mornings when it's quiet and pretend I'm living on my own.
6. I like to pull the covers over my head and pretend it's night time so I can fall asleep.
7. I wish I would have really pulled through with Track & Field.
8. I don't know why I'm such an Ass guy.
9. I broke my arm when I was a boy, and I wish I could go back.
10. I was in ESL classes.
11. I'm scared of heights where there is no protection from falling (mountains, etc)
12. My friends and I hiked this little mountain in Papago park...at night with nothing more than a flashlight, and I got into panic mode AT the top of the mountain.
13. I'm good in looking up stuff.
14. I wish I lived in the 60s.
15. Back in High school I wanted to major in the 1960s--no joke, until I found out there is no major of that sort except for History.
16. I still don't know exactly when my dad's or mom's birthdays are.
17. I'm bad with dates.
18. I like to shop online because it makes me feel like it's Christmas.
19. I'm obsessed with the Holocaust.
20. Jewism shouldn't be a surprised I'm deeply interested in.
21. I find Middle Eastern women really mysterious.
22. Fave bands: Belanova, Metric, The Postal Service, The Killers, Zoe, Lykke Li.
23. I was hardcore into Metro Station when I was 16.
24. I'm so sarcastic people don't know when I'm serious anymore.
25. I'm the guy who always take jokes beyond the line.
26. I like to intend puns.
27. Spelling things wrong used to be one of my pet peeves, until I couldn't spell "exercise", "Wednesday" or "definitely."
28. I've never been to a gay club.
29. I used to hate those people who only went to parties to drink, then I started to become one of them, and I stopped going to parties.
30. When I find myself in a hard situation I have no idea what I'm saying, and somehow, people end up believing what I'm saying.
31. I did my Senior thesis on British Pop Culture from the 1960s.
32. I'm really into the Manson Family.
32. My english teacher once told me "It's weird how much you know about other eras when you were not even born, yet. I wasn't even born yet." referring to the 60s & 70s.
33. I still add chocolate powder to milk.
34. I still like to write long emails saying what I've been up to, since letters are out of fashion.
35. I want a Wrangler, so when I'm older I can load it up with my bike, surf board and squad and take off to California.
38. I always think about the things I should've said once the conversation is over.
39. I don't have any true gay friends.
40. My hands get so veiny at times I feel like Benjamin Button.
41. I cheated on my AIMS exam--the math portion.
42. I dropped out of Chemistry because I got anxiety attacks.
43. I got cut a lot of slack by teachers.
44. I feel so uncomfortable talking to my professors or emailing them and end up feeling rude.
45. In middle school, I used to have a fade.
46. I came out to my parents during my Freshman year.
47. I pulled a Regina George for a good cause.
48. Someone somewhat famous gave me their number once--no joke, but since I was 16, I always avoided that person because I didn't feel like I fit in.
49. I wanted to be Batman when I was little.
50. I really have no idea why I like Optimus Prime so much, and when he died in Revenge of the Fallen I secretly cried.
51. Guilty Pleasure: I watch the first Sex & The City movie and I liked it.
52. I call people I love derogatory names for no reason: Slutzilla, Whorezilla, bizzatch, slizzut, faggoosh, etc.
53. I don't know how to Salsa or Merengue.
54. Most of my friends are Arts, Liberal Arts, Literature, Design & Photography majors.
55. I've been trying to grow a 5 o'clock shadow for months.
56. I can't sit through a game or watch movies on my laptop.
57. I never buy anything full price--unless it's food, but I look for the bargains.
58. I get bored of technology too fast.
59. I love technology and gadgets.
60. The only person who texts me in the morning is Bank of America with a daily reminder of how much I have in my account.
70. I feel embarrassed when I can't get the "baby baby ohh baby baby ohh" justin beiber song out of my head.
71. I lose respect for artists when they go mainstream such as La Roux.
72. Hip hop & R&B used to be good in the early 2000s.
73. I've never gotten into a fight.
74. I have astigmatism.
75. I used to confuse "being in love" with "having a crush" when I was younger.
76. I believe in destiny and luck--and jinxing.
77. I believe in witch craft, santeria and voodoo.
78. I pray, but I don't go to church because everyone goes to church, totally kidding--i don't trust priests.
79. I get along with any cafeteria lady.
80. I used to steal extra milks from the cafeteria when I was in high school, up to 5 per lunch.
81. I'm bad at directions and looking up directions on mapquest.
82. I only know Tempe streets.
83. My nails grow incredibly fast.
84. Medically, my head is bigger than average.
85. I like bootleg food stand food.
86. My lips are always chapped.
87. I don't use lotion, or use it as little as possible because it makes me feel dirty and oily.
88. I tend to run around people's houses when I'm drunk just to see if it goes away.
89. My favorite numbers are even numbers because they are so divideable by anything--hence the name BROKEN DOWN IN EVENS.
90. No one ever taught me how to do fractions or do decimals so I had to teach myself.
91. I respect Native Americans the most.
92. I'm scared of making eye contact with the black people on the other side of the street.
93. I don't like coffee much.
94. My perfect date would consist of going to eat at this taco stand on 6th and McDowell, a show where we can dance and a party where I can meet up with the homeboys and the homegurls.
95. I used to like Eminem and Snoop Dogg.
96. I still excitedly watch Sabrina, The Teenage Witch, Malcolm in the middle, The Nanny, Batman, and True Life.
97. If I could give a gift to the world, it would be love--as cheesy as it sounds.
98. I will try to go climbing without equipment and all by myself so I can get over my fear of heights.
99. I think abortion is a woman's choice along with prostitution as long as they are bug free.
100. I hardly wear socks.