Why are you single? If I talked to you more, I'd def ask you out because I like how you're not one of those "Those shoes are NOT lacoste" type of gays.

I'm single because I can't afford a boyfriend--you know, take him out to eat, or places, and I don't want to be the one whose boyfriend has to buy everything. AND my gaydar is one of the worst gaydars ever so I never get hit on and I never know how to hit on guys. And thanks, I was starting to feel a bit of generic. Just kidding--but no, really thanks.

Ask away.