Mar 10, 2009

Monotonous

Is it just me? or does everything looks exactly the same in all the stores?
I noticed that everything has the same flourescent, vibrant patterns such as the zebra or tiger etc things going on. Some of you might say that it's the "trend" but to me it's just a commercial poser face.
For example, all this little posers that once referred to stores like Hot Topic or Pac-Sun as to "faggot stores" "freak stores" don't want to get out of there anymore. I walked into Hot Topic today because one of my best friends wanted a Bring Me The Horizon shirt and what's my surprise when I see Lil Wayne, Kanye West, T-Pain shirts.
So what's the best way to wear these shirts? Buy yellow, or any outstanding ghetto glam color pants and wear your matching slip on vans with it, with your rainbow studded belt--since a boy wearing a rainbow who listens to nothing but lil wayne is not gay anymore.

I really hate how these boys fucked up flannels and plaid shirts. They used to be my faverite thing to wear not too long ago because they make you look clean and you're really comfortable--but again these little "party like a rockstar" fuckers had to fuck them up.

Same thing with the Boat Shoe/Topsiders--I remember when I was the very FIRST boy to wear them in the middle of my junior year and all these boys would talk and make fun of them and how ridiculous I looked in them, but now they wear them AND with sucks. That's why it's called Boat Shoes, keyword "summer/outdoors" which equals no socks.

Samething with the triangular muslim scarfs or even worse with the V-necks--Just remember that I wore and always will wear the lowest v-necks at Alhambra High. Not to brag about it, but just remember when they called me fag and stared at my chest for it, and 6 months later you bought your generic Hanes 3 pack v-neck shirts.

Trends, Hip-Hop and Hispanics don't mix well in high school boys.

So my idea is to move on from these flourescent color trend and go back to normal--you wear you extra sized shirts with your matching Jordans and get all this ridicolous shit out of OUR stores and place them in your closest K-MOMO, and I stay with my simple v-necks and topsiders. Yeah?

P.S: Girls, if you're not Scene, listen to actual bands and not Beyonce or T.I or Lil Wayne, stop teasing your hair and leaving holes in it. It's not cute, nice, or "80s" as some of you referred to. Teasing hair is to meant to voluminize the hair, not to make it look messy ghetto glam.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha Eddie this is funny. I know Exactly what you mean. I hope your Spring Break is going well.

Anonymous said...

lol exactly i agree now dat your out of high school you aint gonna see these wack ass trends lol wats next...i wonder